There has been a lot of talk about safety in RV parks and while boondocking so I just thought I would share some ideas with all my Dreamer friends out there. If you see somthing we can add to this list feel free to add it....
Speedy
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the camp host this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the RV. Better wait outside.
"Cooter"
Jim01 said
06:09 AM Jul 24, 2008
Speedy,
You need to get out on the road! You've got way too much time on your hands!
Jim
phyllen said
06:47 AM Jul 24, 2008
Somebody needs to keep us informed what direction this man is headed! He scares me!
Doncat said
07:38 AM Jul 24, 2008
Speedy when you talk like that I get homesick.... :)
leno said
08:43 AM Jul 24, 2008
Hey Speedy you started my day off with a good laugh. Good way to start. I love it.
Did you come up with that on your own or did you read it somewhere?
The Bear II said
10:31 AM Jul 24, 2008
Good one....
susie/jack said
03:57 PM Jul 24, 2008
.......And now we know why you are on the porch with the Big Dogs!!
What a howl!!!!!
jdensie said
06:55 AM Jul 25, 2008
Good one Speedy. Sort of a lock only works for an honest person.
Since on occasion we go for a day or two to different locations in the area we always want to make sure the reffer is working. We will put an Ice Cube on a plate in the freezer; upon return we check the state of it. If it is the same, very good. If it changed shape and melted and was refrozen we know we had a problem, time to check the contents of the reffer.
netters said
07:31 AM Jul 25, 2008
Great security, Speedy...I Love It!!!
Guiler85 said
07:50 AM Jul 25, 2008
I think that should be on a plaque somewhere! ;)
Travelin Duo said
10:36 AM Jul 25, 2008
You had us roaring with laughter Really thinking you belong on the comedy club...
Off to buy our boots and gear hee hee Thanks for a fun start to our day
Comic relief is great ! Thanks Speedy
Terry and Jo said
08:39 PM Aug 31, 2008
Seems I saw a little sign in a house window one day (brick and sticks one) that read:
"This home is protected by a Colt .45 for three days each week.
Speedy
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
and Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked
the camp host this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all
the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the RV.
Better wait outside.
"Cooter"
You need to get out on the road! You've got way too much time on your hands!
Jim
.......And now we know why you are on the porch with the Big Dogs!!
What a howl!!!!!
Good one Speedy.
Sort of a lock only works for an honest person.
Since on occasion we go for a day or two to different locations in the area we always want to make sure the reffer is working.
We will put an Ice Cube on a plate in the freezer; upon return we check the state of it. If it is the same, very good. If it changed shape and melted and was refrozen we know we had a problem, time to check the contents of the reffer.
Really thinking you belong on the comedy club...
Off to buy our boots and gear
Thanks for a fun start to our day
Comic relief is great !
Thanks Speedy
"This home is protected by a Colt .45 for three days each week.
You guess which three days."
Terry